Happy Handy Man - December 19, 2007

by Johnnie Chuoke

I hope you had a great Christmas and now it’s time to make a commitment to start doing something around the house this next year.   And I want to be the one to encourage you to do just that.  So here is a list to get started – it’s a rating of beginner.  Do you have a door that has loose screws in the jamb?  It makes the door sag, and drag.  Take the loose screws out one at a time and stick a tooth pick back in the hole and tighten back up the screw.  Now that is quick.  Now that old chair that wobbles, but you still love it- here is what to do.  Get a product called Locktite (or Chairlock) and using the dropper provided put the product into the joints of the chair.  In about a minute, the chair will be good as new.  Now what about those cold spots in the house, or maybe you have that zoned heating and AC in your office at work.  Get a Big Heat.  I was writing the article and my office always stays cold- so I put on the Big Heat for about 5 minutes and a 12 x 20 office got warm quick.  I had them put it on the website so check it out!  So what are you going to try and do this next year?  Write me and we will do it together!


Now to the e-mail…..

Question:  What would be the best stain for our cedar sided house in the Houston area?  My husband had originally stained it with a product called Sikkens Cetol 1.  It has lasted for quite a while, but now it’s time to stain the cedar.  Would it be best to go back with this stain or it there a better product to use?
Answer:  You picked a good stain, so stick with it.  But lets’ clean the house first with Jomax.  The formulation is 1 pt Jomax, 3 pts Clorox, and fill with water in a 2 or 3 gallon pump up sprayer.  And then spray down the house and rinse with clean water.  No scrubbing required just start at the top and go down.  Then when rinsing if the siding is real rough I would use a soft broom just to make sure that it is all clean.  By the way this also works on roofing that is mildew stained. 

Question:  We have a shower in our master bathroom that has a crack in the floor starting at the drain hole and going away from it for about 4 in.  It is not tile but is a one piece shower floor that is common in houses in the area.  Our house is 6 years old.  There has always been some crack there but it has gotten longer.  Is there anything that we can do short of replacing it with tile?
Answer:  There is a real inexpensive fix it called Goop.  It’s clear and it’s also an adhesive.  So put it in the crack and smooth it out.  We do not want water in that crack. 

Question:  I’m very interested in the miracle pen grout cleaner you recommended in the column.  It is available yet?  Will Quick Shine be good for our rough kitchen floor? 
Answer:  Yes, the pen that will make your grout again is in.  And it is on the website.  I have never tried using Quick Shine on a rough surface floor, but if it’s sealed it should work. 

Question:  I enjoy reading your article each week.  It seems like you always have a product to solve someone’s problem.  The finish on my front door needs to be re-done.  It was polyurethane, but did not last.  The door faces the south so it gets plenty of sun in the summer.  The finish has turned black in some places.  The inside of the door is beautiful so I know what the outside can look like.  What should I use to strip the door?  What do I finish it with?  I need something that will tolerate the sun.
Answer:  This is a job that you can do.  To remove the poly, use the Soy Gel.  It doesn’t work fast but it is so gentle and easy to use.  Put a thick layer on and let it set on the door for about 2 hours.  Check and see if the poly will just wipe off down to the wood.  (it will not remove the stain).  Wipe off the door with 4/0 steel wool removing the Soy Gel and then use a soft wet rag to completely remove the Soy Gel from the door.  Now you are ready to stain- Use Old Masters.  Wipe down the door with the stain and let dry.  Use 2 coats if you want a deeper color.  Then staying with the Old Masters, use their Spar Varnish in the finish that you like, 2 coats, and sand and tact cloth between coats.Good question.
 

Got a question for Johnnie? Tune in to Johnnie's radio show Saturday mornings on KKYX from 11-12 or call (21) 341-1573. Reach him on the web at www.AcmeLumber.com.